Frinds老友记1-10季中英文对照完整版《The One With Russ》.docVIP

210 The One With Russ [The gang is walking to a newsstand late at night. Joey is anxiously in the lead.] RACH: Joey, would you slow down? Theyre not gonna be sold out of papers at one oclock in the morning. JOEY: Im excited! Ive never gotten reviewed before. MNCA: You were so amazing as the king. I was really impressed, I was. PHOE: Although, you know what? You might want to consider wearing underwear next time. Yeah, cause when you sat down on your throne you could kind of see your... royal subject. JOEY: Here it is, here it is. [reading from newspaper] The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction was Joseph Tribbianis disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king. CHAN: OK, look, that is one guys opinion, alright. Phoebs, read yours. PHOE: OK. [reading] The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction... CHAN: Does anyone have one from a different paper? Ross, read yours. ROSS: I dont want to. RACH: Joey, honey, they dont know what theyre talking about. ROSS: Yeah. JOEY: Maybe they do. Ive been doin this ten years and I havent gotten anywhere. Theres gotta be a reason. ROSS: Oh cmon. Maybe youre just, uhhh... paying your dues. JOEY: No, no, no, it.. its too hard. Its not worth it. I quit. MNCA: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind. [Reads from paper] In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiana was able to achieve brilliant new levels of... continued on page 153...[turns it] sucking. Credits [Scene: Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica comforting Joey at Monica and Rachels apartment.] JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff. [Ross enters, depressed.] ROSS: [sullenly] Hiiiiii. PHOE: Are... are you OK? ROSS: Yeah, yeah, just a tough day at work. A stegosaurus fell over and trapped a kid. Whoa, whoa, I know this jacket, this is, th--Fun Bobbys jacket! Where is he, what. He, hes here, isnt he? MNCA: Maybe. ROSS: Dont