幽默笑话9条.pptVIP

Lesson 9 幽默笑话 贼喊有贼 有一个小偷夜间入户行窃, 这户人家很穷, 屋里没有什么可偷的, 仅床头放着一坛米。小偷想, 既然来了, 决不能空手回去, 不如把米拿回去做饭吃。为了好带, 他便脱了衣服铺在地上, 打算把米倒在上面, 包起来就走。 这时,主人被惊醒了, 借着月光, 看见小偷正在抱那坛米, 便趁机伸出于来, 把小偷的衣服抽走, 藏了起来。 小偷回身找不着衣服, 非常奇怪, 便到处摸来摸去。这时, 那人的妻子也给吵醒了, 问丈夫 : 屋里悉悉索索作响, 是不是有贼 呀 ? 丈夫故意地说 : 我早就醒了, 什么也没有听见, 哪里会有贼呢 ? 这小偷实在憋不住了, 大声地说 : 我的衣服明明放在地上, 转眼工夫就不见了, 怎么还说没有贼呢 ? 贼喊有贼 A Thief Shouts Stop the thief! 有一个小偷夜间入户行窃, 这户人家很穷, 屋里没有什么可偷的, 仅床头放着一坛米。小偷想, 既然来了, 决不能空手回去, 不如把米拿回去做饭吃。为了好带, 他便脱了衣服铺在地上, 打算把米倒在上面, 包起来就走。 这时,主人被惊醒了, 借着月光, 看见小偷正在抱那坛米, 便趁机伸出于来, 把小偷的衣服抽走, 藏了起来。 小偷回身找不着衣服, 非常奇怪, 便到处摸来摸去。这时, 那人的妻子也给吵醒了, 问丈夫 : 屋里悉悉索索作响, 是不是有贼 呀 ? 丈夫故意地说 : 我早就醒了, 什么也没有听见, 哪里会有贼呢 ? 这小偷实在憋不住了, 大声地说 :“ 我的衣服明明放在地上, 转眼工夫就不见了, 怎么还说没有贼呢 ?” One night a thief entered a house, planning to steal some-thing. However, the family was so poor that there was nothing for him to steal except a jar of rice. The thief thought to him-self, I cant go back empty-handed. Id better take the rice and go back home to cook some. He then took off his jacket and spread it on the ground, planning to use it to hold the rice. Just then the husband woke up. In the moonlight he saw the thief lifting the rice jar. Reaching out, he grabbed the thiefs jacket and hid it. The thief was astonished when he turned around and found his jacket had disappeared. Just then, the wife woke up and said to her husband, I heard some noise. Is there a thief in the house? The husband answered deliberately, Ive been awake, but I did not hear anything. Theres no thief in the house. The thief could no longer contain himself. He said in a loud voice, I remember clearly that I put my jacket on the ground. Suddenly it disappeared. How can you say theres no thief in the house? 一起走 女 : 这个家 , 我再也呆不下去了, 我马上就离开…… 男 :“ 这个家, 我也呆不下去了, 等等我, 我和你一起走。 ” Leave Together Wife: This home is a wreck. I cant stand it anymore, Im leaving. Husband: Youre right. This home is a wreck. Wait, Ill go with you.” * *