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搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼king旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet villageis covered with white snow .Bird sare dancing in the cold .Amanis walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another my sterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y:Haha, Never mind baybay.X:Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?X:I am xi men chui xue.Y惊讶:Ar, xi menchui xue?X:Yes,what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts?X:Great, you know me !Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me you go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I don””””””””t want to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mothe and a three-yearold son to be looked after by me!X:No way! Because we are fighting now! youk now?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don””””””””t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,haY:Do you still want to kill me?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not for get what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you alesson! I fIdon””””””””t be at your this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：Ha Ha……X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?Y:What ?X:To liet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see acorssing road!X:Thanks,bye bye.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuirne snow!H:Stop!Protecting the environment is abasicobligation!Y:Who are you?H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!Y:Youareright!H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?Y:Yes,It’sverygood.H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!Y:Ok,Let’s go!第二幕：无间道H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.K:sitdownplese, yeguche