搞笑版话剧_三顾茅庐_英语汉语互译.pptVIP

三顾茅庐 Three Visits to The Cottage Three visits to the cottage is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang‘s? thatched cottage three times? and? wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei’ sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.Now，let’s go into the story. 三顾茅庐是四大中国古典小说——《三国演义》中的一个故事。刘备三次访问诸葛亮的茅草屋,想邀请他做他的军事顾问。最后,诸葛亮被刘备的真诚感动，帮助三个兄弟建立了蜀汉王朝。现在,让我们进入这个故事。 SCENE 1 Outside Zhugeliang’s Home  A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life. En? It dosen’t burn on. 饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙.嗯？没点着 Sorry，we can only has this. We can’t smoke in the classroom! 凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟 We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang 听说阿亮这个屌丝很牛逼。此番前来，定要邀请到亮哥。 ! What’s your code? Buliang, go to open the door. 布亮。。去开门。 Heng! A ni ha sai yao! Can you speak English? Can you speak Chinese? Can you speak Egyptian? This is zhu’s house.Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!这是诸葛亮的家。。让我去敲门，开门！开门！ Shut up! who are you ? I’m liubei I’m Guanyu I’m sorry Whats Your Code(口令)？ What’s the code? Oh, I see. “芝麻开门，信春哥，不挂科，信凤姐，得自信” Smart，he knows I like凤姐, hehe.(Open the door) Are these men asking for the debt? I‘m Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife. 我是刘备，我来找诸葛亮和他老婆。 Zhu said he is not in. 诸葛亮说他不在里面。 En???? Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of? CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.不，不，我的意思是我的老板正在英国学习考英语六级，他这个月可能回不来。 Well！He own our money. We wait for him here. 好！他还欠我们的钱，我们在这里等他。 Did your head kick by the donkey, or shove by the door?(你脑袋被驴踢了还是被门挤了)Nobody knows that when he will come back。（没有人知道他什么时候回来）Thus, let’s go home! My god! Why do you punish me? 天啊，你为什么要害我？ Don’t be sad, my boss. As I know, our Monitor doesn’t pass the examination. 老大，不要伤心。据我所知我们的班长不会及格。 In the house…… What? Our monitor doesn’t pass the examination? But, my