必修4第三单元warming up.pptVIP

funny stories Mark Twain Humorist Life on the Mississippi Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Adventures of Tom Sawyer Charlie Chaplin was a master of ________________ . So is Mr Bean. Examples of Chinese humour pantomime刘全和 刘全利 How many kinds of humor do you know? The more the cheaper Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. The more you buy, the cheaper they are. Is that so? said my father-in-law. Then just keep loading them on my truck until theyre free. Why women talk more than man A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said, What? Why do you drink so much water Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: Whats that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. Good news and bad news Theres good news and bad news, the divorce lawyer told his client. I could sure use some good news, sighed the client. Whats it? Your wife isnt demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement. And the bad news? After the divorce, shes marrying your father. One ear in and the other out Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it. A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up. Wow! said her father, That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened? Wrong number, replied the girl. puzzles * Unit 3 A Taste of English humour A smile always makes a young man. 笑一笑，十年少 Laughter is th