破产姐妹创新.pptVIP

M: Ive always wanted to be abducted. And my guidance counselor said I had no goals. 译文：M：我一直想被绑架，但我的顾问咨询说没有绑架我的理由。 abduct：绑架 C: How come your towels staying up So much better than mine?-- M: I can think of two reasons. 译文：C：你的浴巾怎么就不掉呢?肿么比我的稳啊? M：我想到两个原因。 C: The only decision I have to make today is: Do I change my underwear or just turn these inside out? 译文：今天我唯一需要考虑的问题是：是换内裤呢，还是翻过来接着穿? H: Max, where is Caroline? And dont tell me shes in the ladies room, because I already peeked under all those stalls. She wasnt there. 译文：Max ，Caroline去哪儿了?别告诉我她在女厕所，我把每个小隔间的缝都看了个遍。哪个都不是她。 peek：偷看 H: Is she coming back? E: Han, Jesus is coming back before she is. 译文：她会回来吗?Han，耶稣回来她也不会回来了 M: If I learned anything as a child, Its when a stranger offers you candy, You say yes. 译文：要是小时候我真学到过什么，那就是陌生人说要给你糖，你一定要接受 H: Okay, everyone, time to divvy up. Whats in the lost and found box? M: If my dignitys in there, Tell it I said, what up? 译文：让我们看看失物招领箱都有些啥。要是我的尊严在里面替我跟它打个招呼。 divvy up：分摊；dignity：尊严 Thanks for your listening * *