03_Coupling_S01E03_Full课程.docVIP

Coupling – Transcript - S01E03: Sex, Death and Nudity Scene 01 Steve: - Its only an interview. Jeff: - Only an interview? Only an interview? Jeff: - What if I panic? You know what? What--what if I say an accidental word? Steve: - An accidental word? Jeff: - Well, what is the pressure, you know. The wrong word could just pop out of my mouth by accident. Steve: - Like what? Jeff: - Nipples. Steve: - Why would you say nipples in an interview? Jeff: - Because Ive just put the idea in my head, havent I? Now Ive got a flashing sign in my brain saying, nipples, nipples, nipples. Steve: - All right, why nipples? why not thighs? Jeff: - Oh, great. Thanks a lot! Now Ive got thighs in my head, too! How could you say thighs to a person with an interview? Steve: - Sorry. Jeff: - I mean, why dont you just throw in vulva? Vulva! Patrick: - Good evening, boys. Whats the matter with him? Steve: - Hes got female body parts multiplying in his brain. Patrick: - Excellent. Scene 02 Patrick: - Okay, tip number one--this is major. Imagine your interview panel naked. Jeff: - Naked? Patrick: - Really cuts them down to size. Its a recognized technique. Jeff: - So the interview panel might know about the technique? Patrick: - Well, yeah. Jeff: - So they might retaliate. Steve: - Retaliate? Jeff: - They might imagine me naked. Steve: - You think the interview panel is going to imagine you naked? Jeff, you are a pioneer of paranoia. Jeff: - Im gonna be sitting there trying to convince them that I am a safe choice for senior accountant, and, suddenly, Im a naked man saying vulva. Steve: - Youre just gonna sit on a chair and talk. Its not difficult. Jeff: - Not diffi--not difficult? Ive got accidental words to worry about. Thanks to Patrick here, Ive got nudity projection. And theres the giggle loop, of course. Steve: - What? Patrick: - Whats a giggle loop? Jeff: - Dont! Dont ask. To know about the giggle loop is to bec