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别笑，我就说中式英语 PAGE  PAGE 3 ECMC Think three times before you act! 三思而后行！(look before you leap!||think twice before you act!||think carefully before you act!) No door!没门！（no way!||out of the question!||impossible!） Spend money like dirt.挥金如土。(spend money like water.||wasteful||spendthrift.) Three monks have no drinking water.三个和尚没水喝。(everybody’s business is nobody’s business.) Some prefer radish but others prefer cabbage.萝卜白菜各有所爱。(one man’s meat is another man’s poison.) You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you!你不鸟我，我也不鸟你！（if you don’t want to talk to me, I won’t even bother to look at you!||if you ignore me, I won’t talk to you anymore!） You have seed, I will give you some colour to see see!你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧！(how dare you! Let me give you a lesson!||how dare you have done that! Give you a lesson!) How are you? How old are you?怎么是你？怎么老是你？(why, it’s you! It’s you again!) You give me stop!你给我站住！(stop!||freeze!||don’t move!) You ask me, I ask who?你问我，我问谁？（how should (could) I know?） If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say, go home!有事起奏，无事退朝！(if you have anything to report to the emperor, then please; if not, please withdraw yourselves.) Lazy worm.懒虫。(lazy bones.) Welcome to presence.欢迎光临。(welcom||welcome to…||welcome aboard||thanks for taking…) Standing ticket.站票。(standing ticket||standing room ticket||standing-room-only ticket) Shangzhai.山寨。（shanzhai） Mind your crotch.小心碰头。(mind your head) Become person’s thing.成人用品。(sex shop||adult shop) Airline pulp.航空餐。(food served aboard airlines) Complaining telephone.投诉电话。(complaint hotline) Fire big.火大。(anger||rage||ire||fury||indignation||wrath||internal heat) We brothers two, who and who!咱哥俩谁跟谁啊!（we are very close,like brothers.||we know each other very well.） I am big.我属猪。（I was born in the year of the pig.） Wang old five.王老五。(old bachelor||old virgin||wang laowu) Long time no see.好久不见。(long time no see) People mountain people sea.人山人海。(a sea of faces||a large crowd of people) Chicken feathers and garli