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老外最精彩的一句话网络笑话 1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But its still on the list. 5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then youre doing it wrong... 6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your hou