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　　上帝造人God makes you A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. 　　Finally the little girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?” 　　“He sure did honey, a long time ago,” replies her grandpa. 　　“Well, did God make me?” asks the little girl. 　　“Yes, He did, and that wasn’t too long ago,” answers her grandpa. 　　“Boy,” says the little girl, “He’s sure doing a lot better job these days, isn’t He?” 罚款College dormitory rulesOn the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: 　　“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?” 　　One student raised his hand and asked, “How much for a season pass?” 英语幽默笑话之童言童趣乐翻天 　1. Nurse: Dont you like your new baby sister, Johnny? 　　保姆：“约翰尼，你不喜欢新出生的小妹妹吗?” 　　Johnny: Shes all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had just got a new sister, and now hell think Im trying to copy him 　　约翰尼：“她还可以，但他要是一个男孩就好了。威利史密斯刚有一个新出生的小妹妹，现在他会认为我是想跟他学一样。” 　　2. Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, Hurry to take it down, or Ill call the police. 　　米奇拒绝吃药，于是他的妈妈吓唬他说：“赶快吃下去，不然我就去叫警察。” 　　Does the police like to take the medicine, mama? Mickey asked curiously. 　　“妈妈，警察喜欢吃药吗?”米奇好奇地问道。 　　3. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 　　在去幼儿园的路上，一个医生把听诊器留在了车座上。她的小女儿拿起听诊器玩了起来。 　　My daughter wants to follow inm my footsteps! thought the doctor.“女儿想接我的班!” 　　医生想道。Then the child spoke into the instrument, Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order? 　　接着，小女孩对着听诊器说道：“欢迎光临麦当劳