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friends剧本第一季第十三集 113 The One With the Boobies [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off the couch.] Rachel: That is IT! You just barge in here, you dont knock Chandler: Im sorry! Rachel: You have no respect for anybodys privacy! Chandler: Rachel, wait, wait. Rachel: No, you wait! This is ridiculous! Chandler: Can I just say one thing? Rachel: What? What?! Chandler: Thats a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas. Rachel: Oh!! (She storms off) Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.] Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Yknow? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower. Roger: Thats pretty much it. Phoebe: Oops! Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie. Phoebe: Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you. Roger: Okay. Ill miss you. Phoebe: Isnt he great? Rachel: Hes so cute! And he seems to like you so much. Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, hes not too shrinky, yknow? Monica: So, you think youll do it on his couch? Phoebe: Oh, I dont know, I dont know. I think thats a little weird, yknow? Vinyl. Rachel: Okaaay. (To the guys, on the couch) Any of you guys want anything else? Chandler: Oh, yes, could I have one of those. (Points) Rachel: No, Im sorry, were all out of those. Anybody else? Chandler: Okay. Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something? Chandler: No, shes still upset because I saw her boobies. Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies? Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts. Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please? P