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MeanGirls 1 This is your lunch, OK? 2 Now, I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk. 3 You can ask one of the big kids where to do that. 4 You remember your phone number? I wrote it down for you, just in case. 5 Put it in your pocket, I dont want you to lose it. 6 OK? You ready? I think so. 7 Im 16 and until today, I was home-schooled. 8 I know what youre thinking. Home-schooled kids are freaks. 9 X- Y-L-O-C-A-R-P. Xylocarp. 10 Or that were weirdly religious or something. 11 And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle 12 so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. 13 And the homosexuals. 14 - Amen. - Amen. 15 But my familys totally normal. 16 Except for the fact that both my parents are research zoologists 17 and weve spent the last 12 years in Africa. 18 I had a great life. 19 But then my mom got offered tenure at Northwestern University. 20 So it was goodbye Africa and hello high school. 21 Im OK. Sorry. 22 Ill be careful. 23 Hi. 24 I dont know if anyone told you about me. 25 Im a new student here. My name is Cady Heron. 26 Talk to me again and Ill kick your ass. 27 You dont wanna sit there. Kristen Hadleys boyfriend is gonna sit there. 28 Hey, baby. 29 He farts a lot. 30 Hey, everybody. 31 Oh, God, Im so sorry. 32 Its not you. Im bad luck. 33 Ms. Norbury? 34 My T-shirts stuck to my sweater, isnt it? 35 - Yeah. - Fantastic. 36 Is everything all right in here? 37 - Oh, yeah. - So... 38 - ... how was your summer? - I got divorced. 39 My carpal tunnel came back. 40 - I win. - Yes, you do. 41 Well, I just wanted to let everyone know 42 that we have a new student joining us. 43 She just moved here all the way from Africa. 44 Welcome. 45 - Im from Michigan. - Great. 46 Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. 47 - Where are you, Cady? - Thats me. 48 - Its pronounced like Katie. - My apologies. 49 I have a nephew named Anfernee, 50 and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. 51 Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact 52 that my sister n