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英语小短剧 多年后的四个师范生 作者：姚远 因为上课表演英语话剧所迫而小伙伴们的英语水平参差不齐，如果找网络文学剧背诵记忆一定比较麻烦，对于他们而言一定表演效果会很差，因而我选择根据生活原创，先写了中文再进行翻译，考虑到小伙伴差劲的英语水平而直译，甚至有些洋泾浜式中国化英语，会有不少语法错误，见谅 开场白：大家好，我们这次的话剧是本色出演，我是三叔，Thid uncle，老钱，Old money，老邱，Old autumn.小猩，Small monkey.讲述的是我们几个几年后以老师的身份再见面的聊天。 三叔：Hey guys，long time no see 伙计们，好久不见啊 老钱、老邱、小猩一起说：Long time no see好久不见 三叔：How about your teaching life？ 教师生活怎么样？ 老钱：I want to cry! All of you call me old money,but what I don’t have is money!I am teaching in the center of city,which makes me have to buy a flat there.The manger of the house market is like the son of bitch!My salary is no more than 5000yuan,but the price of the house cost me 7000~8000 yuan square meter.If I spare money to buy a flat without having meals for 2 years , I could only buy a toilet!Fuck!!! 欲哭无泪，人人都叫我老钱，可是现在最缺的就是钱，现在在市里上班，没办法只好买了一套公寓，卖房子的简直就是禽兽，我上岗一个月工资五千都没有，可是它一平方米的就要七八千，我不吃不喝省钱两年也只能买一个拉屎的空间！！！！卧槽！！！ 老邱：You have talked about the worst problem about teacher!It sounds great to be a teacher,but no money ,no way!My wife bought a LV bag. 6000yuan!!!!Oh my lady gaga!!!!! 你提了老师最抓狂的问题，说的好听的要死,没有钱就没有路啊！我老婆昨天买了一个LV的包，六千块！！！我的神啊！！！ 小猩：So expensive!Now that you don’t have money ,why did you bought it for her! 这么贵，既然没钱，你干嘛还给她买啊！！ 老邱：I have no choices! She would be angry! 不行啊，她要生气的 小猩：So what?If you hadn’t bought it ,she would had been dead? 那又怎么样？你不买我，她还死了不成？ 老邱：You don’t know that she will not cook for me! If she is angry,I will be hungry! 你有所不知！她一生气，我就没饭吃。 三叔、老钱、小猩一起说：纳尼？？？（就说日语）I 服了 YOU!!! 老邱：When I was young,my parents asked me to be a teacher.because it is more successful.But now,my salary is lower than my parents!wo zhen ta ma hai bu ru qu ban zhuan（我真他妈还不如去搬砖） 以前读书的时候，爸妈都叫我念师范，因为那比较有出息，可是我现在赚的钱还没有我爸多！！！我真他妈还不如去搬砖! 小猩：Please don’t talk about family any more!The class makes me crazy!I have taught those old knowledge for several years!Sometimes, I know less than my students!I didn’t like english at all! I want to go out of office!I want to do sports!I want to be a PE teacher! 别提了生活上的了，上课就有够让我抓狂了，教