吐槽无底线丨有一种麻痹叫瑞士人!!!.docVIP

这是之前比较火的一篇由一个居住在瑞士的加拿大人写的吐槽文，甚至网上后来还衍生了一个词“Mother Fucking Swiss”麻痹瑞。。。瑞士人奇葩一般的存在着。。。 I have an acronym for situations like this - Mother Fucking Swiss. I love/hate these people. 我对瑞士人有一个缩写——麻痹瑞。我对这个民族真是又爱又恨。 You park a bit crooked, but still inside the lines, and the neighbors call the police！MFS 你停车停得有点歪——但还是在线里，然后下一秒，邻居就叫来了警察！麻痹瑞。 Youre training for a triathlon, cycling top speed, and get passed by a man in a suit on a mountain bike！MFS 你在训练三项全能，骑车到最高速的时候，旁边一个穿着西装去上班的男人骑着自行车轻松超过你。麻痹瑞。 A (rare) homeless man hits you up for change, and it turns out that he speaks 5 languages！ MFS 一个流浪汉（极其罕见）向你讨要零钱，然后你发现他会五国语言。麻痹瑞。 Youre meeting friends in a strange town and your phone dies, so you ask in bars and hotels whether you can use theirs, and every single person looks at you like an alien; they cant even comprehend the level of disorganization that would result in an unexpectedly dead phone, and all refuse you help, thinking it must be some kind of trick！ MFS 你和你朋友约在一个陌生的地方见面，但是你的手机没电了，如果你进去某个酒吧或者酒店里问他们是否能让你打个电话，他们会用看外星人的眼光看着你——他们无法想象一个人生活居然可以这么没有计划，连手机没电这种事情都没预先计划好。然后就拒绝借用电话。麻痹瑞。 Youre applying for an apartment with a garden, and ask if you can plant in it too. You know, some tomatoes, a pumpkin, whatever. The Corbusier-looking mother ****er sucks his teeth and then finally saysperhaps... if you can prove geometrically that these plants would be elegant additions to the overall theme of the space. MMMFFFFSSSS 你租个一个带花园的房子，问你的房东是否可以在后院里种些南瓜，西红柿什么的，她会说。。可以吧，如果你能证明这些东西长成后不会破坏总体的空间和外观和谐度。麻麻麻麻痹瑞。 Climbing a terrifying ridge and get passed by a heavily pregnantwoman, annoyed at your slowness. MFS 攀爬一座很险的山时，被一个大着肚子的孕妇超了过去，还念念有词说你怎么这么慢。麻痹瑞 Use the bones from your chicken to make stock and get greeted with confused scorn. What is this guy, poor? MFS 用鸡骨头熬汤，结果大家都用困惑和鄙夷的眼光看着你。这家伙怎么回事？没钱吗？麻痹瑞 Hear about a bar ,which used to be cool, but is now “filled with students and foreigners “. Oh, you mean people like me ?MFS 听人提起一个酒吧，说过去很棒的，但是现在尽是些学生和外国人了。哦，怪我咯？麻痹瑞 The bar close