老友记（六人行）Friends剧本第八季.doc

《Friends》剧本（第八季） 801 The One After I Do [Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said I do, and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.] Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film. Monica: Okay. Ross: (To Monica) Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you! Joey: What? What’s going on? Ross: Monica’s pregnant! Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?! Monica: Guys! I’m not pregnant. Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.) Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-you’re not pregnant? Monica: You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?! Ross: No! (Pause) I’ll be right back. (Exits.) Photographer: Now why don’t we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier. Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party. Joey: I can’t! I-I don’t have any other clothes here. Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.) Photographer: Well then why don’t we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids. Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant? Monica: Because I’m not. Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if you’re not pregnant—(She sees Rachel shaking her head)—It’s because I am. (Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandler’s stunned faces.) Chandler: What?! What are you talking about? Monica: What are you talking about? Phoebe: Yes, I…I am with child. (Flash) And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day; I didn’t want to steal your thunder. Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?! Chandler: Who’s the father? Monica: Yeah! Phoebe: I can’t say. Monica: Why?! Chandler: Why not? Phoebe: I can’t say because he’s