英语话剧剧本三打白骨精.docVIP

Three Times’ Beating Monster.三打白骨精 人物：1、唐僧 2、孙悟空 3、猪八戒 4、沙僧 白骨精 6、白骨精变成的村姑 7、白骨精变成的太婆 8、白骨精变化成的老头 唐: Emitofo，Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。 唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问) 唐:八戒， Give the map to me!（严肃的问） 唐：哼 !（唐生气地叫）pig ，Give the map… (转过身看到八戒在看书) 唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study！ . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English? 八 戒依旧看书，不理睬。 唐:(凑过去)let me have a look ! 八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看 唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来) 唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you？You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里) 八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can?t we think about girls? I just don?t understand… 唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you？This is because nothing is lust,lust is nothing! （色即是空，空即是色！） 八戒:ok boss， I will listen to you！（无辜地表情） 唐：So map! 八戒: (递)Here.Em...we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. （ 给，嗯……我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。） 悟空: Fat Pig! 八戒: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will…死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说…… 悟空: You will what(凶相)? 再说你怎么样？ 八戒：I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 我帮你抓虱子。 悟空: Hm! 哼！ 唐:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? 悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？ 八戒: You see , boss is hungry,too! 你看，师傅不也饿了吗！ 唐: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 八戒！不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮！ 沙僧: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. 但是，师傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢…… 唐: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 嗯…这是个问题。悟空，你有什么办法没？ 悟空: No problem!(安装) 没问题！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看） 沙僧: This is…..? 悟空: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！ 唐: Em……ok，we will stay in it! 嗯……好的，我们会呆在里面的！ 悟空: Bye!(飞走) 俺老孙去也。 唐: Let’s play cards! 我们斗地主吧！ (三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地