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(英语值日报告
1 Aug.
New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, I should have brought my wife!
New Words:
discovery [??????????] n. 发现, 发明的东西
hillbilly [?????????] n. 山地内部的贫农, 山地人
pudgy [??????] adj. 矮胖的[????] v. 走, 举步, 移步, 踏
amazement [??????????] n. 惊愕, 惊异
drawl [?????] v. 懒洋洋地说, 做作而慢慢地说
elevator[?????????] n. 电梯, 升降机, [空]升降舵
blink [?????] v. 眨眼, 闪亮, 无视
Grammar:
Question:
Why did the hillbilly say that he should have brought his wife?
Answer:
新发现
一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼,看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上,有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿,门开了,电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛,慢吞吞地说:“我应该把我的老婆带来!”Prepare Yourself
A story around campus that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop.
Two days later he received a response: Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.
New words:
campus [???????] n. 美校园, 大学教育
telegram [?????????] n.电报
flunk [?????] vi.失败, 放弃, 考试不及格 vt.使不及格
prepare [???????] v.准备, 预备, 有能力而且愿意
response [????????] n.回答, 响应, 反应
Grammar:
Question:
Why did his pop say that he would prepare himself?
Answer:
自己做好准备
校园里流传着这样的故事:一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报,上面写着:“妈妈-我所有功课都不及格,被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”
两天以后,他收到了回电:“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”
3 Aug.
Difference
I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class, observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. When I say: “Good afternoon,” the undergraduates respond: “Good afternoon.” But the graduate students just wr
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