爆笑盘点：外国人辨别中国人的方法.docxVIP

爆笑盘点：外国人辨别中国人的86种方法1. You look like youare 18.　　你看起来好像才18岁。(东方人普遍看起来比较年轻啊)　　2. You like to eat chickenfeet。　　你喜欢吃鸡爪。　　3. You suck on fish heads and fishfins。　　你吃鱼时会吸鱼头和鱼鳍。(他们都是直接切掉的)　　4. You have a Chinese knick-knackhanging on your rear view mirror。　　你的车子后视镜上会吊中国摆设。　　5. You singkaraoke。　　你唱K。(唐人街才有的玩意儿)　　6. Your house is covered withtile。　　你的房子铺的是瓷砖。(老外都是木板)　　7. Your kitchen is covered by asticky film of grease。　　你的厨房覆盖着一层厚厚的油脂。(爱炒东西的缘故吧)　　8. Your stove is covered withaluminum foil。　　你的炉子上面有铝箔。　　9. You leave the plastic covers onyour remote control。　　你的遥控器外包着塑料。　　10. Youve never kissed your mom ordad。　　你从没吻过你父母。　　11. Youve never hugged your mom ordad。　　你从没抱过你父母。　　12. Your unassisted vision is worsethan 20/500.　　你的视觉想象力低于20/500。　　13. You wear contacts, to avoidwearing your coke bottle glasses。　　你戴隐形眼镜，这样才能避免戴你的瓶底眼镜。(中国人的眼镜真的都那么厚吗？)　　14. Youve worn glasses since youwere in fifth grade。　　你五年级开始就戴眼镜了。　　15. Your hair sticks up when youwake up。　　你睡醒后头发会竖起来。　　16. Youll haggle over somethingthat is not negotiable。　　你会为一些毋庸置疑的事情辩论。　　17. You love to usecoupons。　　你喜欢用折价券。　　18. You drive around looking forthe cheapest petrol。　　你为了最便宜的汽油费不惜开着车子到处找。　　19. You drive around for hourslooking for the best parking space。　　你开着车子兜圈为了找到最好的停车位。　　20. You take showers atnight。　　你晚上洗澡。(许多美国人都是早上洗)　　21. You avoid the non-free snacksin hotel rooms。　　旅店房间里的非免费食品你都不吃。　　22. You dont mind squeezing 20people into one motel room。　　你不介意二十个人挤一间汽车旅房。　　23. Most girls have more body hairthan you, if you are male。　　如果你是男人，那么你身上的体毛比大多数女人少。　　24. You tap the table when someonepours tea for you。　　别人为你倒茶你就用手敲一下桌子。　　25. You say Aiya! and Wah!frequently。　　你经常说哎(二声)呀(四声)和哇(四声)。　　26. You dont want to wear yourseatbelt because it is uncomfortable。　　你不喜欢系安全带因为安全带让你感觉不舒服。　　27. You love Las Vegas, slotmachines, and black jack。　　你喜欢拉斯维加斯、老虎机和二十一点。(中国人好赌，地球人都知道)　　28. You unwrap Christmas gifts verycarefully, so you can reuse the paper。　　你细心地打开你的圣诞节礼物，因为你要留着包装纸再用。　　29. You only buy Christmas cardsafter Christmas, when th