9到10人 英语足本 ---孔雀西北飞现代搞笑版英文.docVIP

9到10人 英语剧本 ---孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版英文 2011-05-03 17:47 Performance @ College : Story of Johnny and Lunch (孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版)Characters: Prologue(J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一个纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪)J: Everybody says that Im henpecked, but in fact, Im as strong as a tiger. (Whisper)While my wife is Wu Song. (拍门大叫)Im not afraid of you! （内砸出一脸盆，J接着当成盾牌护着）Then,Im afraid of whom? My wife lunch is the most famous woman in neighbourhood. Shes braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me.All of this I do not care. I just want her to be tender than me. But she isnt! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! Act One