别致滑稽笑话集锦(国外英语资料).doc

新鲜幽默笑话集锦 A: how much is your annual salary? B: 10 million. A: thats 800,000 a month! B: yes, thats the basic salary. A: thats good. What do you do? B: dreaming... What is a white-collar worker? Today hair salary, also the loans, pay the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and noodles, the rest of your pocket money, exclamation: this monthly salary white-collar again. The foreman said, the time when pay a calculate their accommodation, meals, lost wages, medical expenses, still owe the boss of more than 100, also too lazy to get, called blue-collar ~. ! Teacher: when do you get up in the summer vacation? Boy: when the first rays of sunlight come into my window, I get up. Teacher: that is too early? Boy: oh, my house is west. The grandson of the professor of aesthetics asked grandpa: grandpa, why do you say that all fake is ugly? Of course! Can you give the opposite example? Can! Grandson climb on grandpas lap, satisfiedly say, you look at yourself, the young and spirit with the false teeth, remove the false teeth, your mouth is empty and flat, it just ugly! Isnt that the opposite examples? Xiao xin said, my family likes animals very much. My grandpa loves a hippopotamus. My grandma loves cats. My mother loves rabbits. My sister loves fish. I love elephants. What about your father? asked the teacher. Xiao xin said: my father is very special. He loves the fox! Look at your sad face, what is it? Write an article titled what I did yesterday. Well, what did you do yesterday? Drink. How foolish you are, I tell you, you write down, and whenever there is a drink word, you change it to reading? Vin was inspired, as to the god: I have read half a day early in the morning up book, I wanted to think, and the latter also read this, but I think is not enough, so I go to the store to buy a book. The head back on the road meet li, a look at his eyes, know that he also read about. The secretary said to the boss anxiously, chairman, I guess there is a call for you. Guess? Mine is mine,