惯例汇总——第三方滑稽、第三方故事、略带讥讽(国外英语资料).doc

惯例汇总——第三方幽默、第三方故事、略带讽刺 Practice summary - third party humor, third party story, slightly ironic Lets say we use a convention every three minutes, so long as we have 400 routines, we can get any woman in 20 hours. Converged network power to invulnerable, if the practice is useful to you, dont forget to return these practices, if you have on hand in case, reply to add in the rear. A, tell a story The man in the mirror Practice - first love girlfriend A lovely custom. Please inject a lot of expression, it will appear you are very lovely, very humorous. Whats your name? XX qian (hypothesis) Oh my god! My first girlfriend is called small qian! (to make a surprise, the expression of joy, as if this is true) when I 5 years old, she is 6 years old, ha ha, actually I prefer big sister, but she always like to hug me, I cant stand it. She answered. Then she abandoned me and ran away with a tall man. The guy was very tugged because he had a leather jacket. Now, I bought one too. (you hold her hands) love me again! Haha, this convention is used for role-playing, its funny, remember to play it in a funny way! I: my things say that you are not afraid of your jokes. I: you have to make sure you dont make fun of me. Are you sure? E - D, W $l Goal: make sure. I: because I though it is panda but long a bit like a bear, so I spent less than a day at the zoo, zoo director suspicion I ugly, in spite of all the animals against me to out of the zoo. But where am I to get a foothold? Go to the circus, I cant. Go to the street, I cant eat bitterness; Be a pet, but Im not pretty. When I go head no way, manifestations of luck, Im at the zoo nearby trash inspection a cage, locked up, so that some just went out of the park around the kind person to I lost some of their leftover food. In this way, I have struggled to support the present, the other peoples New Year is a kind of happiness, and I am a great sufferer! (convention 49 USES humor + vulnerability) 0 {# Z/e * \ H3. Goal: ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~