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6人英语小品短话剧剧本A(衣衫褴褛）??B（衣着光鲜）??C小花???D小草???E椅子???F新闻记者B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。D：谁让这是一个童话呢……为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。A:sir,sir,please?give?me?a?piece?of?bread.thank?you,sir.Im?hungry?to?die.B:get?away,get?away,dirty?man.A:sir,sir!!B:run?away,please?run?away.I?have?no?food,and?I?dont?have?money,either.C:hey,xiao?D,he?is?so?foolish,isnt?he?D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....please?listen?to?me.....B:wa,why?are?you?so?disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do?you?feel?the?man?sat?on?you?a?moment?ago?is?very?stupid.E:ai,pretty?flower,do?you?know,men?are?always?very?silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you?lost?your?wallet!cant?you?be?more?clever?F:good?morning,everybody.Im?a?jonrnist?F.?Today?I?saw?a?very?weird?thing--a?chair?open?her?mouth,and?two?men?are?frightened?to?faint.now,I?will?intenview?the?two?nozzy?man.B:wo,my?god,wo,my,mum.F:Im?sorry?to?tell?you?this?man?has?been?mad.we?neednt?take?notice?of?him.let?me?interview?the?other?man,hello,man,can?you?tell?men?why?didnt?you?tell?him?he?lost?his?wallet?A:Im?sorry,I?dont?know?how?to?speak?钱包?in?english......F:dear?audience,through?this?thing?we?can?learn?that?how?improtant?it?is?to?mastery?a?foreign?language,and?how?lagre?the?money?affect?us.is?that?all?right,chair?E:yes,yes.????????（本文来自天空剧本网??）C:ai,men?is?so?silly.D:dont?believe?us,it?is?just?a?fairly?tale.?