夫妻之间幽默小笑话(国外英语资料).doc

夫妻之间幽默小笑话(国外英语资料) 1. wife said to her husband: every time you go out, I will be very worried.. Dont worry, dear, the husband consoled her. Ill be back any minute.. Thats what Im worried about. 2. a man ran to his pastor and complained to him that life was too much for him. Whats the matter? The priest asked him. My loved one turned down my proposal. Oh!! Dont lose heart. The priest said, women say no often means yes. But she didnt say no. The man said wistfully, she said bah . 3. when you were born, who was the first person you saw? Little God asked a couple the same question. Its mama.. The man said without thinking. Wrong. It should be the midwife.. Little Lord, said God softly. Who was the first person you saw when you were born? Stars. Said the woman faintly. How can you see the stars? I was born when my mother went to an outdoor party.. The woman said shyly. 4. art schools are conducting interviews. If theres a couple of men and women in the camera, theyre just entering the room.. How do you describe them as a couple? That actress can kiss an actor. Another candidate answered. So the audience thinks theyre a couple! The examiner said. The actress should say, the day with you was awful. Two people who divorce soon will say that, too. The examiner is still not satisfied. The actress directly dipped into the actors pocket, carefully rummage purse and then said, how the salary of this month is not? Well, its very nice. Its vivid and real.. You passed. The examiner said. 5. husband: wife, can you eat less garlic later? Wife: dont you always want me to be a woman of taste? 6. one night late, a couple were quarrelling...... Husband: Well, dont play any more, in the dead of night will disturb the neighbors. Wife (SAD): the night before midnight, when two more half, why say more? Arguing for a while, the husband thinks wife vexatious, angry slap in the face of a wife! The wife shouted: help ah, in the dead of night and killed people! Husband: why early in the dead of n