对话搞笑(国外英语资料).doc

对话搞笑(国外英语资料) If in (1 Li Yuchun 2 3 lotus flower 4xxx) choose one, and immediately the bridal chamber, you choose what - - choose death 2. what is the most valuable thing you have stolen from a farm? The mouse of Internet bar... 3. now you, 100 meters, can enter 13 seconds? - free fall? 4. two girls all love you, a beautiful and talented, a gentle thrifty, you choose? First leave the family 5. what is one of the things you learned most about Lei Feng? Holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the child home... 6. naughty child, which led to the most serious consequences? When I was a child, I played on a wall.... Kicked someone off the wall.... 7. have you ever peeked into other peoples privacy? I - tibet... 8. did you ever want to kill yourself? I think he killed you! 9. what did your first kiss happen to? When I was 6 years old, I said to a girl younger than me, no, Ill push you into the ditch.. 10., and you are friends, what is the minimum standard? It must be human. 11. two people love each other, how to keep the everlasting longing for you? Kill each other and bury them in one place... 12., someone secretly love you, you know will be tempted? I think I will... 13. your predecessor married, would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to go to the funeral! 14. meet the robbers in the middle of the night. He says he cant sing without letting you go. What can you sing? Hero song... 15., to tell you the truth, have you finished? - my stomach is long... 16., if a rival loses water, what will happen to you? Pee pee... 17. how can a man say a set and do a set? At the critical moment, bring a suit... 18. how often do you take a bath in winter? Take a bath in winter... 19. if your high school classmate is in KTVxxx, you happen to bump into her, will you? Ill order her... 20. do you think you look good or the picture is nice? Turn off the lights... 21. what do Wei Xiaobao and snow white have in common? I like P better 22. freckles, high myopia, pie face, legs, thick