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搞笑^-^(国外英语资料) The program is good: do not expose The second line of a couplet: give me a little bit of suspense. The spring festival couplet: Just look at the second line: Couplet: a year a year. Hate ah Do not look at the second line: learn from Spring festival couplet: it is not worth The second line of a couplet: a kind of every year A: nobuharu brother Allied: Undergraduate A: the financial crisis really suck The second line of a couplet: the partys policy of warm hearts. A: one year old tiger Tim Allied: wages doubled A: before 8, the whole family is round table, eat the same Boiled dumplings, the United States and the United States Second line: 8 points, a couple of Qi Kang, to rest quietly. Spring festival couplet: shuoxuedouchang play in The second line of a couplet: sweet and sour spicy the dinner on New Years Eve sharing A: the global economy. Allied: Chinese form a good A: Send a cow with tiger longing for good The second line of a couplet: new year to house prices fall On the Spring Festival every year: hype thunder final effect in general The second line of a couplet: form a single star or a hodgepodge of white. Funny ad - of -. An audio company advertising - a shout four should! An advertisement for a dumpling shop - all inclusive.! Advertising in a lime factory -- starting from scratch! A pawnshop ad -- well deserved! Advertising for a hat company -- take hat to man! A barber shop advertising -- too stingy to pull out a hair! A drugstore advertising -- asking for it! An ad for a smoking cessation Association - - never make a friend of a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray.! A typewriter ad - dont beat, dont know.! Some glasses shop advertisement - - the eye is the window of the mind, in order to protect your mind, please put the glass for your window.. A perfume company advertising -- our new product is to attract the opposite sex, so with a complimentary bottle of defense materials. Smoking ban in a public place - - please do n