2014年9月最新微博段子语录汇编——优良的台风(国外英语资料).doc

2014年9月最新微博段子语录汇编——优秀的台风(国外英语资料) September 2014 compilation of the latest micro-blog scripts - excellent typhoon When I was young, and his father went to the train station to buy tickets, walked out of his pocket money dad, I just want to pick it up, and my father said, I think he and I say after finding things home again, then I will not say, he went to buy a ticket, but couldnt find the money, so we the way back home, I said, Dad chasing me, then not then,...... I was going to send my two daughters abroad, but my six year old daughter disagreed, and I asked her why she was wronged and said, because I cant understand what theyre saying.. I explained to her, English is very simple. I listen to it every day and listen to it more.. She asked me: can I listen to our family dog, listen to so many years also did not understand what it was saying... Im actually speechless A good typhoon should be like this: ferocious, whole market closed to stop work. Reversed, pass. Influence of circulation, harm, decrease. The rain cross, to the satisfaction of all. Leading wind protection, meritorious citizens, no loss, students rest at home. If you can suddenly slow down, and let the city stop a day of classes, then not only is a good typhoon, it is a remarkable typhoon Imagine Zhu Ziqing lived in twenty-first Century, one night in the yard enjoying the cool, suddenly remembered the edge of the lotus pond, quietly put the gown, with the door. See the faint moonlight, could not come up with a hammer and bit coarse Huaqiang North mobile phone, micro-blog sent to my circle of friends wrote todays beautiful lotus pond. Then a block. There are words, wood, Moonlight in the lotus pond, wood, and prose with wood. Thats how technology killed literature I am a poor student, my family is not very good, and my classmates computers are at least Macbook or DELL. Once, I put his notebook computer back to school, we all laughed at my poor results, they said my notebook computer thicker than a brick