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英文笑话一眼就看中The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didnt you tell me this before ?　　I have told you. said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.Notes:　　(1) go-between n.媒人　　(2) settle on选定；决定Exercises:根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、（F）：　　① The girl was angry with the go-between for having cheated her.　　② The girl married the one-eyed man.　　③ The go-between hadnt told the girl the fact.　　④ The go-between thought that justice was on his side.　　⑤ The girl hadnt fully understood the go-betweens words.112.一眼就看中　　姑娘找到媒人，说：“你欺骗了我。他的一只眼是假眼，你以前为什么不告诉我？”　　“怎么没告诉你？”媒人也不甘示弱，“你们第一回见面后，我就说，他一眼就看中你了。”　借公牛一用Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didnt know any words.　　One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.　　After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, OK, I know. Go and tell your master, Ill go myself shortly.Notes:　　(1) he pretended to be reading it他假装读着字条。　　(2) pretend to do佯装做Exercises:根据短文回答下列问题：　　① When did the story take place?　　② What problem did the rich man have?　　③ What did his friend want to borrow from him?　　④ Who took the note to the rich man?　　⑤ The rich man made a fool of himself, didnt he?111.借公牛一用　　从前，有个人很富有，但他不识字。一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一头公牛，便写了个条，让仆人送到富人那里。　　仆人把条子给了富人。富人便假装看了一会儿，然后说道：“好啦，我知道了。回去告诉你的主人，我马上自己过去。”练习参考答案：① A long time ago.　　② He didnt know and words.　　③ An ox.　　④ The servant.⑤ Yes, he did.You may select可以选择The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, My dear, what will we eat today? The wife said, You may select the dish today. The husband was very glad and asked, Which dishes are there today? Cabbage. The others? None. Then how to select? Eat or not eat! the wife said. Notes: 　　(1) complain v.抱怨　　(2) cabbage n.白菜Exercises: 根据短文选