对女人的忠告(外国英语资料).docVIP

对女人的忠告(国外英语资料) No, no - 138 advice for women 1. think of love as a luxury in life: there is no best, no one can live 2. if the work plan conflicts with your date, take the former - it wont disappoint you (and not the older, unless you when the three). 3. at least three times before signing any contract the most challenging contract is engagement 4. little girls with smoking, night, a lot of boyfriends that mature, you dont have to. 5. going on, but dont try. 6. necessities in your handbag: a pair of stockings (when wearing a skirt), a small flashlight (night time), a bottle of pepper spray (lonely alone, best not to the remote office alone), a piece of chocolate or vegetable cracker (OT), good brand cream (a box at any time), wallet, inside money (at any time). 7., for your physical and mental health, you can keep a pet. For the health of your body and mind, dont keep it. They are said to be too lonely and suffer from depression 8. eat vitamin pills every day, insist on, otherwise you break your leg in the bathtub, even if you can get out and call the doctor to dress up before I have to lie in bed for a summer of March, not wearing a skirt. 9. monthly accounting The fewer the 10., the bigger the fridge, the empty soul, the food (high protein, fiber, low fat, less calories, less food, more meals) to fill, and if you open the fridge there is no food to encourage you to work hard 11., if you often need to get up early for a meeting, please prepare a high decibel alarm clock, a sleep special person, prepare three 12. men in the bar dont have to leave the phone 13., it is better not to let the first date of the opposite sex know your residence, if the other side insist on delivery, then downstairs can believe me, he does not, by the way to a cup of tea will not die of thirst 14., if six months a month for more than ten shirts, consider buying a house 15. the better thing about a car than a man is that he wont run away by himself - of course, it may be stolen, but you can