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笑话大全下载（All jokes are downloaded） Problem conversion A mathematician wanted to change into a fireman, so he signed up. The fire chief asked him, what would you do if the alley caught fire? Mathematician: of course, to put out the fire. The fire chief asked, there is no fire in the alley? The mathematician thought for a moment and said, I will fire the ignition. The fire chief was surprised. why? Mathematician: so I turn the problem into something Ive done. Change one every day My husband always reads the newspaper all day, and his wife complains, I wish I were a newspaper, so I can be in your hands every day. My husband thought, I hope so, so I can change it every day. Teacher: a fools question, ten wise men cant answer. Student: no wonder I always failed the exam! Were not stupid. When the russians were ready to send their men to the moon, a Frenchman was watching it on television in the hotel. The russians are so clever, he told the French. they are going to send people to the moon, which is really far away from the earth. Thats true. The Frenchman replied very quickly, we, France, are going to send a man to the sun within a few months. You know, its farther from the earth. I know. Said the Englishman. but how can the sun be so hot? The Frenchman smiled and said, we are not stupid. We are too hot to go. We will go at night. Good boy The boy asked his mother for two yuan. My mother handed him the money, didnt yesterday give you two yuan? The boy put the money in his pocket and said, I gave it to a poor old woman. You are a good boy! Said the mother proudly. here are two more dollars. But why are you so interested in the old lady? The boy took the money and said, because she is a candy seller. Fat and skinny One day, fat man meets skinny. Look at you, said the fat man. there may have been a famine. The famine may have been your fault, said the skinny man. Let him speak. Teacher: jack, come to the blackboard! One student said, teacher, jack didnt come. No, let him sp