2011年总结-搞笑版（2011 summary - funny edition）.docVIP

2011年总结-搞笑版（2011 summary - funny edition） 2011 year-end summary The same as in previous years, this is the year of egg pain, pit fathers year, cup of a year, tangled year. This year, my father is Li Gang kicked off the Chinese fight father, a large number of rich two generations, two substitute their actions tell us: the most important thing in life is not your direction, but depends on who you are sperm. This year, Chongqings anti-corruption campaign to let us know: on television often see that well-dressed servant, pretend to be cool, they are often in the next moment became a black leader. And you are a public servant or Mafia, the key depends on whether you stand the wrong team. This year, 9 earthquake in Japan collapsed nuclear power plant, also shattered in ignorance of the nerve, those who can not afford housing to single people, because there are several bags of salt hands and become a valuable commodity. This year, the earth will vibrate mode, the people of God lost his monarch you suffer, but in Chinese, people see Yushu and Yunnan love constantly on television, D led the people to overcome the disaster again and again. How hard it is, but not prosperous. This year, the country and the people contend for leadership to a climax, fiscal revenue even innovative high, the peoples rice bowl is malnourished. GDP second in the world, people income to live, is completely reduced to a majority of the clouds. And the grand meeting is still held in a place called Grand occasion. This year, apple smashed, Newton silent hundreds of years later, sweeping the world with digital products gesture. The furthest distance in the world is: we go out together, you go to buy apples four generations, and I can only buy four bags of apples. This year, Nicholas Tse finally realized that his understanding of Bai Zhi always can not go beyond the migrant workers on the horizon, so he gave up. I insist that he must have seen on the people admired the reply. Man, whether good or bad, bu