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城市生活感叹（Urban life sigh） City Life Sigh 199! 1. Relative to urban life is not country life, but real life. 2. Here, what you can buy with money. Its the cheapest. 3. For their own lives, some people are fashion designers, some are small shop tailors, and most people just buy clothes in the mall. 4. Real pain, no one can share, you can only take it from one shoulder to another shoulder. 5. Prayer is better than thinking. 6. Respect is distance-the good neighbor is the one who laughs at you and does not crawl across the wall. 7. Watching computer for a long time will increase the color spot, and watching TV for a long time will reduce the IQ. 8. Watching football is better than kicking 9. Football is a kind of thing: more than 20 people who need rest are desperately running, and tens of thousands of of those who lack movement are sitting and watching. $number． Someone asks your favorite TV show, say Earth story. 11. Do not hook up in the bar, the world does not have a white whisky, to know that the person who is flying the eye of the eye may not be your charm, but your kidney. 12. The night road is brought with a Swiss Army knife, a whistle. 13. Try to eat breakfast--the time that most people think is morning. 14. Snack is a byproduct of inefficient life. 15. Please go to bed before 12 oclock midnight, unless you are a policeman or a thief. 16. There are 2 things you should never ask for help: one. Your boyfriend is in a bad mood to take care of; second, decorate the house. 18. Looking for partners should be as cautious as looking for a spouse. 17. Eggs do not put in a basket, money do not put a items. 19. For happiness, the boy who paints the nail polish will probably have different opinions with you. 20. Whos going to stomach the pain? So, dont want to drink wine will not drink. 21. Adding a set of sports equipment may not be more expensive than having a bad cold. 22. Do not care about politics, also should visit 5 minutes news. 23. Listen to the weather report at le