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生命是永恒不断的创造，因为在它内部蕴含着过剩的精力，它不断流溢，越出时间和空间的界限，它不停地追求，以形形色色的自我表现的形式表现出来。－－泰戈尔Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso 计算机没有什么用处。它们唯一能做的就是告诉你答案。 －－Pablo Picasso “Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.” - Zalman Stern 分布式文件系统是一场残忍的骗局。 －－Zalman Stern “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.” - Mitch Ratcliffe 人类有史以来的所有发明中－－也许不包括手枪或龙舌兰酒－－计算机是让你犯错误最多最快的。 －－Mitch Ratcliffe “Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.” - Andy Rooney 计算机使很多事情更容易做到，但其中大部分并不是必需。 －－Andy Rooney “Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasser 计算机并不解决问题，它们只是执行解决方案。 －－Laurent Gasser “Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.” - Lord Kelvin 如果大幅增加费用换来的只是性能可疑的提升，这种情况仅仅出现在赛马和女人身上才是让人可以容忍的。 －－Lord Kelvin “Memory is like an orgasm. It’s a lot better if you don’t have to fake it.” - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory) 内存就象性高潮。不作假会好一点。 －－Seymore Cray (对虚拟内存的评价) “Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer 所谓软件工程就是指计算机科学中对计算机科学家来说太难的那一部分。 －－F. L. Bauer “Base eight is just like base ten really, if you’re missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer 八进制和十进制其实也差不多，如果你少了两根手指头的话。 －－Tom Lehrer “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don’t.” “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don’t, and those that confuse it with binary.” 这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解二进制的，有些则不懂。 这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解三进制的，有些不懂，有些则把它和二进制弄混淆了。 “If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coase 如果你拷问数据到一定程度，它自然会坦白的。 －－Ronald Coase “As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weisert 据我们所知，我们的计算机还没有未被检验出的错误。 －－W