幽默惯例（Humorous conventions）.doc

幽默惯例（Humorous conventions） Some humorous summary of my personal practice, I spent a lot of time, I just want me to be humorous, charming people, so I want to fight for this goal! At least for now, I know that this road is very far away, but since this knowledge and recite the five humor practice. I obviously feel my humor potential began to erupt, my mind often can flash many can use humor, I also found that I now speak often hear people laugh, that kind of sense of achievement, old cool! Cut the crap, see text 1. dont mention it. Im uncle Lei Feng. (when someone says thank you, you answer him / her) to extend what others can do for you, you can say, thank you, uncle Lei Feng. 2., failure is the success of his mother (when others suffer setbacks or blows, you can comfort others) 3. dont think youre putting the little JJ in the ground, QJ the whole earth (you can laugh at the other persons ideas are too simple and too idealistic) 4., in fact, according to the pigs aesthetic point of view, I basically regarded as a handsome guy (people laugh at your long ugly, you can fight back like this) 5., I think the motherland has not agreed to Taiwan, I will be depressed ah (people ask you how bad mood, why sad face, you can answer this way)? 6., grandpa is from the grandson came to drop (others complain of a bad job situation, wages low, did not see the future and hope, you can be so comfort, people are after the grandson of uncle!) 7., the forest is big, what birds have (when others do something incredible, you can laugh at him, very strange ah) 8. take your time (when you decide, let others make their own decisions, you tell him) 9. in order to cope with this family planning is completed, I decided not to contact with any woman, thank you (asked why you do not find a girlfriend, or do you like the girls together with a joke. In fact, in many cases can be used) 10., do not pull out of the shit, blame the earth unattractive (can laugh at each other, things do not seek from the