哄女孩子的笑话 绝对管用（A girls joke must work）.docVIP

哄女孩子的笑话 绝对管用（A girls joke must work） 2, just now on the way home, a light rain, I was in front of a family of three, it seems that just after the supermarket came back, the little girl looks like four or five years old, who jumped with the umbrella, who bought mom? Five dollars each! Whos going to buy daddy? Six dollars each! My head suddenly shorted, rushed up: ten yuan, two do not sell? The little girl burst into tears when their mother and father were black faced. 3, an old schoolmate puts the Valentine number in the telephone, the name written 10086. Each received SMS wife went to see, every time that TMD, 10086 people too, do something disgusting...... 4, high school, a friend took me to the stall, it asked the boss: Liu Bei? I was wondering, I saw the boss handed over from the corner of the Huangshu pulls out two. On the way back I asked: why Huangshu called Liu Bei? Uncle Huang, he whispered. 5, consciousness: after the first car must buy a house, a car can only play car shock, real earthquake... 6, a girl online marriage, wrote: I 80, beautiful, height 165, Chu female.. I see almost touched the runny nose, not easy to reply: ah, 80 or Chu female, good girl. For a moment, the girl replied, I mean Chu woman means constellation, and you are so real.. 7, students travel, climbed to the top of the mountain, a girl excitedly standing on the peak shouting: motherland, my mother!! Then a boy like this exciting shout: the motherland ah, my mother-in-law. 8, in the supermarket, saw a tied up with the crab from freezer 18.9 yuan 28.9 yuan to climb in the cupboard. I burst into tears, you are too TM, self-motivated! 9, Confucius, Mo-tse, Lao Tzu, see the jade emperor. The Jade Emperor and the queen mother is bathing. Confucius and Mo-tse under the window peek, the Jade Emperor was found. The Jade Emperor said: Lao Tzu, honest people! Confucius and Mo-tse replied, no, isnt he short?! He went to carry bricks. 10, a real estate project slogan: my mother said: you want to b