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笑话(最新的,大多数你一定没看过)(Jokes (the latest, most of you have never seen))
笑话(最新的,大多数你一定没看过)(Jokes (the latest, most of you have never seen))
Funny, signed, witty words
1, personals: Mom, we in this life there are many things to do, dont waste time and I play hide and seek, quickly jumped out!
2, make clear your lifes script - not your parents sequel, not your childs prequel, but not your friends essay.
3, I have many creditors, extensive interpersonal relationship.
4, marriage is like ordering dishes in a restaurant, once the dishes come up, it is not refundable.
5, some girls look behind want to crime; side view want to retreat; positive view, want self-defense.
6, will run forward, can climb, can not be placed on the ground.
7, go their own way, and love soldiers divided!
8, when the exam, both sides of the students will not, really let me in a dilemma.
9 If you once eulogized the daybreak, then also asks you to hug Andy Lau.
10, good husband: dont say a model wife, wife to eat bread, I would love a lady Rice porridge, stare immediately against the wall.
11, this years holiday gifts, gifts received only a train ticket.
12, women advise men: do not smoke, drink, so hurt the body; men advised women: do not say these words, so hurt feelings.
A happy little embarrassment
1, there is a school near the sale of sesame cake, vegetables, and every time you go to buy, will ask, young man or girl, aunt had eaten cake, aunts cake can be delicious. One day, the stalls put a few bottles of milk, is preparing to buy her and asked to drink the milk boy, aunt aunt, how to drink milk!
2, a bus ride in Beijing, up an old lady, you have to offer your seat... Brother then stood up, but I stood beside a tough man sit down immediately, brother resentment. When his phone rang, is on baby, now I am in Dalian, something back to say, when in Beijing, and brother took out a mobile phone speak Hello, Im on the bus, immediately to the Tiananmen, the tough male face sad looking at me, a car stopped immediately get off, then the cat.
3, a brother chase girlfriend, eve
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