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笑话十则（Ten jokes） 1. buy apples Once upon a time, there was a city man who could not speak mandarin. A countryman cant speak dialect. One day, the city people to go to the countryside to buy apples, he said: how much is the apple? people thought he said how much the country ass, who said: rascal! is the 60 Fen city dwellers think said: really cheap. 2. three Baoxiao Long slope, Zhao Yun is back again! Cao Cao: Seventh times! I want to kill the army to stop? At this time, Zhao Yun thought: the death of Zhang Fei, let me break do not give me a map, where a long bridge? Sima Yi army to kill the city, see the city wide open, Kongming playing mahjong in the city, suspected ambush and retreat. After the probe newspaper: hole in the city called ninety thousand through-train . Yi secretly glad: ninety thousand ambush! Dragon Fire array! Im smart enough! Kanba Kao, Liu Bei whispered to Zhang Fei as he sped back to the camp. The clouds have been moving faster and faster recently.! Zhang Fei: Well, wine or warm?! Guan Yu said: the last time come back later, all the wine makes you both ruined! Sangumaolu, Liu Bei holding the hand of Zhu Geliang speechless for a long time. Half a day, and finally tears to the Guan. Zhang said: brothers, we will not be three missing one.! Cao Cao: what is the purpose of your stay? Zhang Liao: in order to serve the country! Xu Huang: in order to strengthen the body! Xu Xie: in order to crack womens self-defense! Yan Liang: the name! Guan Yu could barely speak. I cant hear you.! Said Yan Liang, making a move forward. Shut up or not?. Speak louder! Yan and forward together. Guan Yu knife was cut from the horse. Just as he was shot dead in Phoenix down the slope. Soldier: no! The vice adviser was shot dead! Liu Bei said, how many arrows? Soldier: more than 1000! Liu Bei: got better than borrow arrows with thatched boats! Wang Yun: Cao adults, seven star sword send you! Kill Dong Zhuo, please! Cao Cao found the seven precious stones on the knife very b