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麦兜-搞笑语录（McDull - funny quotes） The teacher asked what is the four great inventions of China McDull McDull, wants to answer: rice and noodles. My wish is to be an engineer. Every day I do a lot of work. After work, I go to the supermarket to buy a big coke, a packet of marinated eggs, and a packet of ham, because the price is reduced! My wish is to be a fire, Captain, every day, I will put out a lot of fire, after work, I and my team, Xiao Ming Xiao Cao, Furong sister they ate a meal, shrimp, fish, can also choose the melon cup instead of soup, but to add thirty yuan. My wish is to be a headmaster, every day, collect the student fees go to eat Hot pot, eat spicy today tomorrow to eat pickled fish Hot pot, Hot pot, after eating pig bone Hot pot, Chen zhikua I: McDull, you finally find the true meaning of life! I also found that the smell of Turkey was already at its peak between eating and eating first, and later on it began to eat. I dont have a philosophers mind. I dont know these two things. What should I know?. But these thoughts are when I grow up. In some days that have nothing to do with Christmas, there have been two times in my mind for nothing. Once, in my wedding, one is in that day, my mother cremated the day, I looked at the sky a few wisps of gray smoke, suddenly smell the thick smell of Turkey, I regret to mother threw the few pieces of turkey. Mrs. Mak: son, pick the wife and buy the toilet paper. Be tender and durable. McDull: thats tender and durable. Which one is more important? Mrs. Mak: the cheapest is the most important... May: McDull, do you still want to be OL (office lady)? McDull: let my mother, she said I want to. May: what do you want to do? McDull: go ahead and be a lifeguard. Anyway, I have a pair of swimming trunks. May: you are not afraid of death? McDull: originally, the lifeguard did not have many people to rescue, mainly sitting there. Principal: perhaps someone will ask, headmaster, you have trained so many social pillars in the pas