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好玩的短信（Funny SMS） Funny SMS The basic configuration of a woman: standing beside a handsome heart, a love, a rich home, climb a, there is a miss distance, occasionally a romantic, around a group of emergency! Old purchasing sigh: you really happy, miss everywhere! When I travel not to miss, wife back period. The family of seven crowded together, want to make it have to put sugar outside the children shouted: I hold your mom you kuaiqiang! 20 because of thirst, God created the water; because of the darkness, God created the fire; because I need a friend, so God gave you to me, which lost Shengfan God bucket! The tiger after reading the three, to catch wild boar, saw no pig pig, his beard said: empty account, and turned to see a dead animal, with great surprise: gangster, when suddenly he saw you, joy: Oh, there are beauties! Lets elope! Just the two of us, I hug you, you will be good, in my arms to sleep, I love you so much, but you dont make a sound!! otherwise, the flight attendants will scold me, say? No dogs on the bus. If autumn is gone, I will wait for you on snow; if the world is gone, I will wait for you in the heaven; if you go, I will miss you in tears; if I go, will allow him to take care of you, he is pig technology is good, really, dont cheat you! I see the rain in your mental hospital, all patients are in the rain shower, but you laugh, I think you well, who knows you quietly said to me: let this fool wash! I had hot water wash! God gave me a treasure bowl, think what it changes what, I dont want to be careful of your time, it is a change you, I cant stop to think it could not change, you are the last house, I worry about it: so many pigs fed how! The father sent the children away, asked: ah, to the big city to engage women, once again, with what disease to your sister, your brother does not matter, afraid of your sister-in-law to me! In case of * * * * contracted, the whole village is finished! The next time I meet you, I will pull you into the bedroom,