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CaféABC 精选专栏 2 谁能给老外解释一下什么是计划生育 所有人都在热火朝天地讨论“放开二胎”话题的时候，小咖却被难倒了，怎么跟CaféABC 的 老外们解释清楚什么是“计划生育”呢？小咖随手在朋友圈找了几张革命版画发给了歪果仁 们，问他们觉得这些画面讲述了什么。一起来看看这些脑洞大开的答案吧…… 1 Red books make better lives ！ 红宝书，让生活更美好！ Life tour guide. You bring books she brings bandages. 人生指南。你带着证儿，她带着药。 Can’t call a doctor? Then a nurse with a small bag will come to you. 叫不着医生？小护士背着小包儿上门儿服务。 Learn first aid because I think you’re going to need it. 学个急救吧！你值得拥有！ 2 Who needs trousers when you have teddy bear and matching shoes? 有了泰迪熊猫、虎头船鞋，还用穿裤子？ Giant baby attacks forest, holds panda hostage. 巨婴挟持熊猫，森林眼看要遭殃。 Stop feeding that baby. He is already too tall. Babyzilla. 婴斯拉。 Jurassic-Baby threatens to steal last panda from Chengdu! 侏罗纪巨婴威胁掳走成都最后一只熊猫！ 3 New iPhone can download real babies from the ‘cloud’. 最新果肾，提供婴儿云下载。 Making a wish on the magic baby. 磨擦神婴，许你三个愿望。 Want a family? Scan this on WeChat and get your own customized baby, delivered by J.D 浪子想成家？扫码定制小宝宝，京东当日达。 4 Cute chubby baby doesn’t realise he’s about to have an injection 肥孩子此刻并不知道，一支满满的针筒正在走来。 Mom! You think this is funny? It’s cold in here! 脱光了会冷，心伤了会痛，你们懂不懂。 Chubby baby. Pay by the pound. 胖孩子，论斤yao 。 This is great… no one knows but I just peed here… muahahaha 尿了——非一般的感觉。 5 Run away from the giant toxic bubbles 前方高能大泡儿，引上我，逃。 Baby throwing competition? 掷娃比赛，看谁掷得远。 Her arm is going to get tired. She’s strong. 右手累了换左手。 Shoot for the stars… if you can’t do it, try and throw your child there! 志当存高远，星星知我心。如果觉得难，把娃往上扔。 6 Hopscotch makes a fun game, for all the family. 房子跳，跳房子，你跳完了我来跳。 Gravity can’t hold us down. No really grab the kid before he floats away. 你好high，我好high，重力拿咱没法子。哦，hold 住孩子！ We’re off to see the wizardddd the wonderful wizard of Oz 粗发，粗发，OZ 国，去历险。 7 Hei ho hei ho it’s off to work we go. 嘞好嘞好，我们去开工。 Time to put together that new IKEA sofa. 锤子刀子大铁锹，一起来把沙发装。 We took those pill