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爱情公寓经典台词（Love apartments classic lines） The bus master (on show): allergic ah you, or credit card, or coin, or get out, what twist twist! The bus master (The Bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either credit card or coin, or get out, see what see! (bodyguard off) the bus cant afford to sit, also as the matrix, huh! Wan Yu (singing): la la la la la la Tractor uncle: girl, you this song is learned from me? Wan Yu: ah? Uncle, will you? Tractor uncle: our family is like chicken chicken, act like you, mentioning a place, mentioning a place............ This way, I do not know where to play, a lot of young people began to learn from me Wan Yu: uncle, youre so funny, that you are the founder of Hip-hop Tractor uncle: what? Hit the dead (founder)? I drove the tractor moves very slowly, never hit Police: a BMW speed 280 yards to you at the open, followed by a car racing, wait, followed by a tractor more cattle, with the left road lamp, he wanted to overtake! Small Yin: little has such a roommate, he and a girl who lived in the two suites in the same apartment, but one always go to the left, and another is always...... Take the lift Son Joe: people are Chen Yuanyuan, you? (at the chest) Chen, flat, flat! Monica: never heard of an old saying, only know that money, no money can be the final number. Zhanbo: people use eight words to describe her: static if the virgin, if moving Crazy Rabbit Son Joe: Ladies and today, this two folks, people go to together...... Son Joe: your eyes, clear and moving, your hand, your heart, gentle and delicate, glittering and translucent; Monica: your arm, and your chest, broad underfoot, your skin, invulnerability... Phoebe: I and Zhanbo was conjoined twins, two years ago we were still thinking in a long. A: Yes, then the doctor knife quickly, put my mind to show Zhanbo: first five copies of rape chicken rice flower! Wan Yu: (to the waiter) that we want five copies of rape chicken rice flower A Philippines: two child prodigy, the others are hot chicken ric