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爱情公寓2的给力台词 1, the left eye jump, peach blossom, the right eye jump, chrysanthemum open. 2, you must give me on the line this evening, otherwise, I put your name writtenmonument. 3, I will more than a dozen different kinds of dead method. 4, life is like a play, love is a married and another. It is normal. 5, I will certainly be cut into chips. 6 All men are mortal., early death late death are all dead. 7 now the rice has been cooked into Rice porridge. 8, death is not terrible, sit and wait for death is terrible. 9 agree, I say. Dont agree, she say. 10 day, I jumped into the sea of Japan wash not clear. 11 meeting and parting, as if in a turn, a circle and a circle, into the dance of life, some people will come back, some people know too difficult. 12, you really are than Donnie Yen Jet Li! 13, tough life is no need to explain! 14, how can you say to him out of your mind? The premise is, must also have the mind ah. 15 - three stooges, smelly Zhu Geliang. 16. Thats good, said a lot, I dont understand. 17, a good man is me I am Ceng Xiaoxian 18, I was once brother told you believe me... 19. Im a yanqishui gush dead you 20 opportunities such as the rain came at me. But I had to escape 21. Lets face it, life more often than those idol drama tastes much heavier. 22. Help me put the diced carrots cut into 23. What is your identity you have an ID card 24 - bet with me, not what you want, but what I have... 25, do not advocate hit face self-esteem, our brothers to heart, as long as you dare any of us to use violence, the other two of us would alarm. 26. Saliva is used to count the money is not used. 27 quarrel is not good, so, just a duel? 28. It is not wine or my clothes is a waste but not sulfuric acid or your face will waste 29, your head and your ass is reversed. 30 you to go directly to the reincarnation, what is the difference?! 31 If you are driving a car, sitting in the car. Alice and Bob, who is the owner? If the answer is: 32 monks fled to escape the abbot. 33, I