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外国篇二（Foreign article two） Foreigners travel Dr. Sun Yat-sens Mausoleum One day more than 10 years ago, I accompanied some friends to visit the Zhongshan cemetery in the eastern suburbs of Nanjing. We leisurely toward the top of it a magnificent hall Shijiershang, uniform marble steps spotlessly clean, every hundred steps have a more spacious platform for people to rest. In the step banzhongyao at both ends of which a platform stand two huge bronze patina of the two foot tripod, an adult height of about two meters in diameter. At this time, we saw two foreigners were attracted to the high nose tripod, two of them standing in front may be figured out in tripod, tripod issued its usefulness, bang, bang voice in beating two of them under the palm, I heard one foreigner exclaimed: Oh! It is so big! And the other is a quite a beer belly followed by foreigners approvingly boast: Yes, it can, argues contain a of lot of beer! Renting foreigners There is a foreigner to rent a house in Chinese, one day come home very late, just forgot the key, he decided to call the landlady, but he did not know the gates of Mandarin to speak, suddenly saw steel printed on iron (steel), he immediately see light suddenly the phone said: the landlady please open the anus (doors) I want to come in..... Two Chinese words A foreigner who is new to China can only speak two Chinese words very well.! Better! One day, the servant said, Im going to take two weeks off.. The foreigner said, very well.! The servant said, because my father passed away.. Foreigners say, better.! Buy a toilet Six men, a Japanese, a Russian, a Frenchman, a Norwegian, a German and a Americans go shopping together. Because of the wealth, they have little to buy, only the strange things attract their attention. As the shopping mall is touting the newly entered art toilet, six rich men stop and watch. Its really unusual for such a novelty toilet.! How about trying one? One of them suggested. Because they are rich, so no one