大学燃情搞笑版（The funny version of University）.doc

大学燃情搞笑版（The funny version of University） choose a song That day, as I was walking through the crowds, I heard a song on demand: This is a lost car he gave to the students at work because of a song. As soon as the hosts voice dropped, a familiar song was heard from the high power loudspeaker: You take my woman away, and you wont be happy forever....... Shuangkou There is a big boy in our class, love to play shuangkou. One day, he put us up, In the dormitory play shuangkou. This game to the point, with three cards, big fat baby on hand with the king, has proudly said: what I see is this two card?. I saw him on the face of a fat shake, shouting: shuangkou!!! Voice, just listen to bang sound, big fat baby fell on the ground, next to a broken leg chair. Eat corn Our class of big baby lived in the school family hospital. Once I heard that his family cooked a lot of corn, I asked him to bring some for me to try. He asked me to bring a few, I figure the bedroom has eight people, so he brought eight. What? Big fat baby face is full of doubt you too much, I only eat seven meal. The devil is angry I remember when I was a freshman, all the dormitory buildings were hung with banners welcoming new students. I dont remember any of the other banners in front of the building, but I remember the banners just before the 13 (the only girls building) at that time. It says, friend, drop in when you are free.. (Note: our school stipulates that boys are forbidden to enter the girls building. L) PICTURES One day, several classmates were chatting, and suddenly a classmate W came in and asked, do you have ACDSEE on the machine in your bedroom? In a moment, everyones ears stood up. I have some PICTRUES here. Id like to have a look.. W didnt leave, and they crowded around the computer and made a ball. I saw, W plug into the CD, transfer ACDSEE, select open file, slightly tilted, slowly printed into the eye, impressively is a circuit diagram Midnight scream In the evening, in the water room of t