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城里人和乡里人(The townspeople and the villagers)

城里人和乡里人(The townspeople and the villagers) Town and village people | super rational laugh do not give money. One night, the Internet, go to karaoke, dance halls, trapped in sleep. After insomnia, and then take sleeping pills. Two, go out hit, take the elevator to the seven floor of the gym on the treadmill, then the perspiration comes down like raindrops. Three, call the son rabbit, the pet dog son. Four, choose the best restaurant for dinner, eat the most delicious delicacy, big talk on the wine table fat. Five, the planting of the local road to the cover, potted plant at home. Six, the countrys parents dont know which uncomfortable, the family dog sneeze hurriedly to pet hospital. Seven, beautiful MM, there is a small mud on the shoes, must use the advanced paper napkin carefully wipe lipstick; light to makeup, very lady; but the roadside stalls from my home to the countryside selling dead chickens were sold to their young ones. Eight 、 there are two or three hundred phone numbers in the mobile phone. None of them are neighbors. Nine, for a long time for Wine Bureau helpless shape, after the God, like such as anti tox, such as generous dinner to die. When you dont drink, call, Hey, buddy, come on, all right, its on me....... Ten, more and more hotels, toilets less and less. The toilet is the sign of defecate is prohibited here. Eleven, students wear more and more fashionable, go to school like after school, after school, like school. Go to school, fall in love, work, can not find the object. Twelve, love in their own computer, the wife in other peoples computer. Thirteen, Anne the home security doors, security windows, but always throw the keys, then please unlock the master to pry the door of own home. Fourteen, built in the square, cutting down trees to make 12 concrete columns to build a cement hut and tree blocks. Fifteen, with the ribs to feed the dog, eat the chickens of the wild herbs. Sixteen things most people in the country laugh at people in the city!!

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