美女必会的冷笑话大全（A beauty must be a joke）.docVIP

美女必会的冷笑话大全（A beauty must be a joke） .txt yesterday is an invalid check; tomorrow is an outstanding promissory note; only today is cash, so that everything can be cashed at any time. People always love to deceive ourselves, because it more easily than to deceive others. Beauty will be cold joke.Txt I do not expect anything, only hope that you later woman one as good as one. I remember when ah, hot days when I can be like a shirtless man! A student in the United States to take a drivers license, the road signs ahead to turn left, he is not very sure, asked the examiner: turn left? answer: right so...... Hung -. Q: what places do users like to switch off? Answer: Ningbo asked: why? Answer: sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off...... . A frog. It jumped and danced and jumped into the well. A man looked like a telephone. He was beaten when he went out. A man loved to call. One day he hung up A man, walking, felt his feet very sour and looked down. He stepped on a lemon! There was a hedgehog, rowing a rubber kayak, rowing and drowning. . The 14 book of Jin Yong as a poem: the snow was badly shot at Monday, god man leaning Bi Yuan JK Rowlings seven book can also be a word: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. One day, a snake snake asked B: b! We have poison? B snake said: dont know? You ask this to do what a snake said: because I just dont care to bite your tongue - A woodcutter goes to the Foreman: in front of the woods, you go and have a try.... See how many trees you can see in a minute... ... a minute later... Foreman: Wow... One minute, 20... Its too fierce... Where did you work before? Workers: Sahara forest...... Foreman: I never heard so...... Ive only heard the Sahara desert............... Worker: yes... The name was later changed..!. Ants go through the desert, why does it only leave a line? Because it rides a bike, ants go through the desert, why leave two lines? Because he drove the camel back through the desert, why did it leave a straight line? Because ants r