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论坛里强人的回帖（The strong man in the Forum） The strong man in the Forum 1: I love a girl 6 years younger than me, was still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah. Storm strong reply: the love should remove is sinful. 2: LZ: I beat my dog! Earthquake, it does not tell me, usually called so happy, just when the earthquake was like nothing like sleeping in the nest! Well, after all, its not biological...... 3: Landlord: the wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, ask everybody to help graduates have a name, I am surnamed. Answer: into the chicken Si han. 4: Give me a woman, I can create a nation! Answer: Well, give you a sow, the meat can fall next year! Six LZ: listen to a very good song, the lyrics only remember a sesame cake, not as a stitch, the name of the song! BBS reply: you know, Macau, not my real name...... _ 7: LZ: everyone tells a story about KB at the beginning, funny in the middle and tragic ending. For example, there was a ghost, a fart, and then died. I met with Sister Lotus, Sister Lotus, married sister lotus...... 8: Every day, talking to the idiots in the unit makes me feel that the future is very slim...... Reply: happy because you to cast pearls before swine is not terrible, terrible is a herd of cattle to you to play the piano every day! 9: Owner: a female vendor who sells pineapples in Shenzhen, Nantou, bites the city managers little uncle JJ...... Answer: hum! If you dont let me live, I wont let you enjoy life!!! 10: LZ: actually, Newton is just lucky to find the law of gravity. If I had lived three hundred years earlier, I could have done so! Yes, lucky, because the apple that hit his head is not durian or coconut...... 11: Landlord: is it called Uncle tragic, or called brother miserable? Storm strong reply: uncle, your brother came out. 12: City administrators have added new weapons to catch stray dogs! Storm strong reply: This is the same root, want to fry too. 14: LZ: today, see the male friend, the other side has hinted that want to go