40段经典笑话 让你哭笑不得~（40 classic jokes make you laugh or cry!）.doc

40段经典笑话 让你哭笑不得~（40 classic jokes make you laugh or cry!） 1, one plane airsick, could not help but want to vomit, quickly let the airline stewardess take a plastic bag! Unexpectedly, the halo is too serious, and soon the plastic bag will be full of vomiting! The stewardess said, you can bear it. Ill get another one.! When the flight attendant came back, she found herself lying on the floor! The stewardess asked angrily, whats the matter? The passenger said, I think Im going to vomit at once. I took a quick drink, but I didnt expect everyone else to throw up.! 2, a man with red eyes to work, colleagues asked: whats wrong with your eyes? The man replied, yesterday I was walking in the street. A ladys skirt was blown up by the wind. I was kind enough to help her out. She gave me a blow to my left eye.! The colleague asked again, what about the right eye? The man replied, I thought she didnt like to pull the skirt down and helped her lift it.. 3. The rooster is away on business for one month. When he comes back, he is told that the quail is not good. He is always looking for a hen to play with! The cock began to suspect the hen! Sure enough, two days later, the hen gave birth to a quail egg! The cock is furious! The hen hurriedly explained: depend on, premature delivery!! 4, fish affectionately said: I always open my eyes, just to make you forever in my eyes.! The water moved and said, I always flow, just to hug you forever.! At this time, the pot said: all his mother is ripe, and the mouth is so poor.!! 5, the centipede go out, dont be bitten! In order to prevent the proliferation of liquid gas, it is necessary to amputate immediately! The centipede consoled himself, thanks to my legs.! The doctor also comfort way: yes, brother, want to open up, you will be earthworms later.! 6, the zoo held a discussion! The host asked, does the cat climb trees? The eagle answers: yes.! Moderator: please give examples! Eagle tearful said: when I fell asleep, the cat climbed up the tree