42条幽默（42 humor）.docVIP

42条幽默（42 humor） Guide language: review of the two night boundless, see a word, forget three, meeting friends, face all misery, death into the examination room, do a cheat sheet, busy. After cool heart, or Yue, this will be dead, the query results, all alone I died again in about Gu, the group B, lang! 1. drunken home that night, afraid of his wife scolded, they use the Internet to see that trick, mercilessly kicked the wife out of bed, give me the roll.! I have a wife, I ended up sleeping on the couch for half a month. 2. I saw the baby crying in the kitchen door with his bare buttocks. I took him on my leg and played for a while. He asked why, and he said he had no bowel movement.. No wipe.. No wipe... 3. a good friend is who can be your sister when you have no sister... 4., I suggest that my girlfriend go to the family to arrange a blind date, and then there will be nothing for me. 5. hours with my grandfather went to my cousin, cousin each eat popsicles, first ask me, you want a popsicle, I want to say, then my cousin blunt my grandpa shouted: Grandpa, XX (my name) to eat popsicles!!! Then we have to eat popsicles... . 6. today I was given a rinse by my five year old cousin! She clenched her hands and said to me, brother, guess how many pistachios I have in my hands. If you guessed right, I gave you two of my hands.. I smiled scornfully at her and said, two.. She listened to my hands loudly shouted: wrong, is a! I was covered with cattle on the spot! 7., there is a national movement in the northeast. Time, place, and no props to help. Anyone you see will show you a hand, both old and young. Some are active, others are forced. But the effect is the same. Even if the hospital can not let go, not sparing the love of the sport. This is the most famous - slippery vinegar. 8. tomorrow, Im going to take calculus. Ill call and tell my parents that I love them. Thank you for years of nurturing. Take a good bath and end up playing a live football. The dormitory snacks, eat