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教你约会短信（Teach you to date text messages） Because the security is not very high, so it is not suitable for you to enter the pursuit program immediately. Specific situation: call up the object of understanding, hurriedly leave each other telephone number, mutual understanding is limited, how to text chat? First list some wrong SMS Chat methods Come straight to the point type: be free for dinner today? (too anxious, there is no bedding, girls generally do not like, of course, there are very kind of men will be willing to) Household registration management type: Hello, my name is XXX, work in YYY, zzz people, its nice to meet you. (its not human, its a computer program.) Being tomorrow, the minimum temperature of 1 degrees, the maximum temperature of 13 degrees, the weather is concerned, take care of yourself, dont forget to add a piece of clothing. Are we familiar with that? Joke: chimpanzee type moved carelessly trampled Gibbon to pull the stool, gibbons gentle carefully to help clean the paint after they fall in love, someone asked how they come together, chimpanzee said the ape excrement! Is the ape muck! (low level forwarding humorous messages to tickle people laugh) Narcissistic: if one day you feel tired, just turn around, my blessing on your side, no matter how far, no matter how many years, the blessing of the LAN-STAR little flash in the dawn, flash flash at the sunset, every inch of space in your life. (neuropathy!) Question endlessly: what do you do? (watching TV) whats on? (you are the one) is it interesting? (OK) what do you do after reading? (...... The woman finally did not return the text message Whats more, drag English: Hi, what, are, you, doing, now, your, eyes, I, will, be, here, by, your, side, miss, you, close, day, and, night.! (I wont comment.) If youve done any of these stupid things, keep looking. When it comes to getting text messages to an unfamiliar girl, first of all, understand the differences between the two sexes. Sasa and Fang Fang are