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The Snail-Slurping Contest ? Timon: Whoa! Watch where you aim that morning breath. That should come with a warning label. Whoo, what a wake-up call! {He curls up and tries to go back to sleep} Simba: Heh heh heh. Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the warthog. Whats the matter, pops? {patronizing} Had a little too much Hakuna Matata? Timon: Ooh. Sonny boy, I invented Hakuna Matata. Simba: {smug} Oh, yeah? Well, I perfected it. Timon: Sure you did, sure you did. Pumbaa, who holds the record for the worlds longest bug belch? Pumbaa: {waking up} Uh, that would be Simba. Timon: {mildly surprised} All righty then. Whos the champion at slug swallowing? Pumbaa: Simba again. Timon: {sits bolt upright} Cricket crunching? Pumbaa: Simba. Timon: Grub gulping? Pumbaa: Simba. Timon: Maggot munching? Pumbaa: Still Simba. Timon: {sweating, in trepidation} Snail-slurping? Pumbaa: Oh, uh, nobody. We never had a snail-eating contest before. ? {Cut to a snail in silhouette in the jungle; the theme from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly plays. The sun creates a lens-flare wash to Simba and Timon facing off over a monstrous pile of snails. They narrow their eyes at each other in turn; then both flex their paws like gunslingers.} ? Pumbaa: {cowering in the bushes} I dont think this is such a good idea. ? {Simba grabs a snail and slurps it straight out of its shell, leaving slime all over his chin. He slams the shell down and leers at Timon, who yawns theatrically, then slurps down a snail of his own and folds his arms defiantly. Simba raises a paw with four snails, which he slurps down rapid-fire one after the other, then tosses the shells down and grins devilishly. Timon stares back in amazement, his eye twitching; then he swallows four of his own, swats away the shells, and grins a trifle insanely, breathing hard. Cut to Pumbaa in the bushes, looking at one and then the other like in a tennis match, as we hear slurps from one side and then the other in